April 2024 Wrap-Up

The most important thing about the month of April (aside from my sister’s birthday—happy birthday, Maleah; don’t read past the “read more” unless you want your birthday present spoiled lol—and her very high-quality production of Cinderella)—is that Darcy gets her picture taken in the bluebonnets. It is very precious.

Here’s what I read…

Fence Vol. 6: Redemption by C.S. Pacat and Johanna the Mad

As anticipated, the latest volume of Fence creeps the story forward only incrementally. At this point, I know to expect that and I’m only marginally disappointed by it. The truth of the matter is that I’m not much of a graphic novel reader—I don’t process visual information as well as written, and I’m frustrated by the length of each volume and the release between—but I love this series. Redemption reads like a part two to Rise (although, for what it’s worth, I’m not entirely sure who is being redeemed in it, or even who needs to be redeemed). I really enjoyed the increased focus on Harvard this issue, Seiji starting to respect and even value Aiden was delightful, and I was overjoyed to finally get some real quality pagetime with the long-promised Jesse. By the end, this volume ramps up the romance; this series has always had romantic undertones, but this is the first time the romances get actively pulled to the fore (unless you count the YA novels, which I also love but which are not strictly canonical post volume five). I’m excited to dig more into Aiden and Harvard’s relationship in subsequent issues because they’re dynamic is adorable. I’m more skeptical about Nicholas/Seiji since I had originally thought they were both aroace and still can’t convince myself to totally let that idea go, but I’m willing to be convinced. On the whole, Redemption isn’t my favorite volume—volumes four and five are the best—because it feels a bit more like setup for what is to come (Harvard has a boyfriend who isn’t Aiden! Seiji takes Nicholas seriously now!) As always, I read this as soon as I was aware of its existence, speeding through it in twenty minutes. I’m more than ready for volume seven, but I guess I’m just going to have to hang onto that enthusiasm for another two years.

Previous volume reviews here and here


The Familiar by Leigh Bardugo

Leigh Bardugo is a phenomenal writer. She has yet to go wrong, and her newest novel fits very well within her existing canon as well as being a standout for its historical setting and the fact that it stands alone. As in her previous novels, The Familiar focuses on balances of power (specifically imbalances of power), the double edged sword that is religion, and the experience of life lived on the peripheries of society. It is an excellent novel and while my personal taste is more skewed to the more exciting and character-driven Grishaverse, I feel certain that The Familiar will bring Bardugo to new audiences. It’s a fascinating stand-alone fantasy novel—there are never enough of those—that deftly handles nuanced power dynamics alongside genuinely interesting characters and a high-stakes story. Unsurprisingly, I enjoyed this novel very much.

Full review to come


Most Ardently by Gabe Cole Novoa

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Mini TV Series Review)

As I’ve mentioned quite a few times at this point, I’ve gotten very deeply back into Percy Jackson lately. This show is the reason why. There aren’t many things that bring me more joy than a well-done, faithful adaptation of a favorite book series. I’m also increasingly enjoying shows that release week-to-week. I like binging shows as much as anyone, but the weekly release schedule extends my enthusiasm and lets me have an all-encompassing obsession that lasts more than a couple of evenings. Instead of racing through Percy Jackson and the Olympians in a matter of days, I got to enjoy it over a longer period, building anticipation and looking forward to what was coming. It also inspired me to revisit the books, which I haven’t done in years and that has been very nostalgically joyful. I also particularly enjoyed watching with my parents, whose PJO knowledge is limited enough that they are almost—but not quite—fresh fans. My mom read the books with me the first time, but doesn’t remember any specifics, and my dad has only ever seen the movies. It was kind of funny to watch them watch it, because they thought they knew what was coming but then were surprised in the moments when the book/show and movie diverged (my dad, who advocated for attacking Hades immediately upon entry into the Underworld, would not have survived to save Olympus).

And yes, we’ve watched those movies multiple times over the years. I have never hated them the way that many PJO fans (and even Rick Riordan) seem to. They do make a few mind-boggling decisions (Kronos eating Luke and Grover comes to mind, as does flattening Annabeth into a one-dimensional love interest), but they don’t take themselves too seriously and are silly fun. Even the haters have to admit that the Lotus Casino is a blast, and it’s hard to find fault with Stanley Tucci as Mr. D.

I’ve also listened to the Lightning Thief Broadway cast recording. I’ve never seen the show itself, but I’ve heard good things. It admittedly took me a long time to get into it despite being one of the biggest joint Percy Jackson/musical theatre fans imaginable: I have more than thirty hours of Broadway cast recordings on my phone, and since January I’ve (re)read sixteen PJO books. The musical takes some goodwill to get into, but is catchy once you get into it. The first song, “Prologue” is pretty painful and while there are some bops later on, you have to wade through the first couple of lines to get there (unsurprisingly, George Salazar sings most of the best songs, both as Dionysus and as Grover).

This new TV show—which streams on Disney+—is the best of the bunch adaptation-wise. It is very faithful to the original novels while feeling updated and current.

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February 2024 Wrap-Up

I had a fantastic month. Because of various familial scheduling problems, I ended up not taking any vacation last year and ended up with my full two weeks to take in February. With lots of days off and nothing in particular planned, I spent the days sleeping late and then playing with my puppy. I got to work out, catch up on all my book reviews, and take some weekend trips to my sister’s college town to catch her bizarrely good community theatre production of Sister Act. Strangely, I didn’t read any more than usual—and not particularly widely, either—but I did listen to lots of musical cast recordings (I may have to do some more posts about musicals because I’ve been in a very musically mood lately). Tragically I have now used up all my vacation and am expected to go back to working five days a week every week, but it was amazing while it lasted.

Here’s what I watched…

Waitress

Rating: 4 out of 5.

I finally watched Waitress! (I still need to catch up on Mean Girls and The Color Purple; even when there’s a movie I really want to see, I typically wait for the streaming release because I’m cheap). Waitress has really beautiful music, and I’ve never met a musical proshot I didn’t like so needless to say I was very excited to watch the recently-released Sara Bareilles vehicle. It’s excellent, unsurprisingly. There’s a magic to live musicals that cannot be denied, even when you see it through a screen. I’ll take a proshot over a movie adaptation any day of the week, and while I know it isn’t financially feasible, I deeply wish that every show got recorded, even if it were just a single stationary camera. As long as you can see the stage and hear clearly, I’m happy. Waitress, having been done with multiple angles and cameras, is a professional affair, which is even better. I’ve listened to the cast recording many times, and it was interesting to actually see it, comparing the actual show with what I’d constructed mentally between publicity performances and the Wikipedia synopsis. It’s darker than I realized and I don’t love the thematic statements it ultimately makes about pregnancy/motherhood, but excellent nonetheless. The acting is great. The singing is great. The songs are catchy as heck (Ogie’s songs get stuck in my head all the time, but they’re so fun I don’t even get mad about it), and I’m really happy to have gotten to see it after COVID denied me the chance to catch it live (it was supposed to come through my theatre, but it was one of only a handful of shows that never got rescheduled). I’m not sure how Waitress did financially, but I’m hoping well so that we can get some more quality proshots released. I’m still waiting on Six and have a few other shows in the back of my mind that, to my knowledge, don’t have a proshot but which I desperately want to see.

Full review here


Sister Act

Rating: 5 out of 5.

My sister’s community theatre put on Sister Act, and it was phenomenal. I truly do not know where all the stereotypes about community theatre being bad came from, because all the high school and community theatre shows I’ve seen have been great. I am obsessed with musical theatre but I have absolutely none of the talent required to be involved in it beyond the audience (I can’t act, can’t dance, and have less than one octave of vocal range), so I am a little jealous of her ability to not only be involved but to absolutely kill it. She played Mother Superior and was amazing (she also painted all the sets: double amazing). I did not expect Mother Superior to be such a comic role; I thought she’d mostly be the straight man, but she has some hilarious sequences that are just as funny if not more so than the over-the-top chaos of the other rambunctious nuns. The whole show is delightful. The music is joyous (Alan Menken is consistently wonderful), the humor is top-notch, and overall the show was easily charming enough to warrant multiple viewings. This will probably sound like an overexaggeration but—the insanely talented Patina Miller notwithstanding—I would actually rather have a cast recording of my sister and her costars than the original London cast recording: my sister sang her songs rather than opting for the infinitely inferior speak-singing choice that apparently often done when the show is professionally staged (also, Mother Superior’s big solo isn’t even on the recording), and her male costars in particular brought a lot more charisma and humor than comes through in that cast recording, although that is still very good.


Abbott Elementary

Rating: 5 out of 5.

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The Heroes of Olympus (Nostalgic Series Review)

After a delightful and deeply nostalgic reread of Rick Riordan’s charming young reader’s mythology/fantasy series Percy Jackson and the Olympians (PJO), I wanted to keep going. I’ve been a Percy Jackson fan since childhood, and I’ve been keeping up with all his new books—and, of course, the new PJO show—even though I’m old now (or do I just have gray streaks because I held the world up for a while? You don’t know). I loved the Heroes of Olympus (HoO) series as well, though I’ve read it far fewer times and can barely remember anything that happened in it. I figured it would be a very fun continuation, albeit a slightly different experience (less nostalgia, more surprises). My vague recollection is that I liked it slightly less than the original series, and there were things that I liked better (the introduction/increased prominence of characters that I love, increased diversity) and things that I liked less (the absence/decreased prominence of characters I loved in the original series, the relentless romantic pairing off). I was curious to find out if the years had shifted my opinions at all. 

What’s it about?

Set a few months after the final PJO book, The Last Olympian, Heroes of Olympus follows seven demigods—some familiar faces, and some new characters—who must band together after a goddess inserts herself to steal some half-bloods, wipe their memories, and use them to overcome centuries of enmity between Greek and Romans in order to save the world from a threat that might just well be bigger than the titans.

So how does it stack up against the original series?

I love both series, but I do still think that the original Percy Jackson and the Olympians series is better. The originals feel fresher, the single-POV narration is a bit more streamlined, and the plot escalation, particularly across the final three books, is truly excellent. The tense ratcheting up of the stakes, combined with the increasing moral complexity, makes for an incredibly satisfying read that the Heroes of Olympus doesn’t quite reach. The Heroes of Olympus is a far less even series. The first book doesn’t catch the reader’s (or, at least, this reader’s) attention as quickly or as completely, and the final book is somehow bigger in scope but far less epic. Still, the series introduces and expounds on some things that are hard to imagine the wider PJO universe without. It’s extremely fun to see Percy and Annabeth as teenagers who have grown into their powers and reputations (although the increased average age of the heroes does contribute to what is, to my taste, an overabundance of romantic storylines). The clash between the Greek and Roman demigods is very fun, as is the alternate version of the gods, and some of the new characters are as lovable as anyone in the original series. Leo and Reyna are particular standouts, and the arc Nico di Angelo goes on is so emotionally cathartic and personally important to me that he may actually be my favorite character overall (sorry, Percy; I still love you lots), a height he couldn’t have reached with just the original five books, though I loved him there as well. There’s also a creativity to the demigod powers present in HoO that hadn’t yet been established in PJO.

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January 2024 Wrap-Up

January 2024 has been one of the most bizarrely long months I’ve ever experienced. It’s not that it’s been bad—it hasn’t, just pretty standard—but I swear it feels like a good quarter of the year should have passed already and somehow 2024 has still barely started. Wild.

Inspired mostly by the recently-ended Percy Jackson TV show (that I will hopefully review briefly at some point), I decided to reread the whole series and then, inspired by childhood nostalgia and having a blast, I decided to keep going into the Heroes of Olympus series. I flew through them, adn while I did read a few other things and presumably did some other things, definitely my main takeaway from January was PJO.

Here’s what I read…

Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt

Rating: 4 out of 5.

I really enjoyed Remarkably Bright Creatures. It’s a sweet, gentle story about living life even after a tragedy. I love that the older heroine gets to be a fully-fledged character with rich relationships and interests and isn’t relegated to just being an old woman. More than anything else, I love the POV of the Giant Pacific Octopus who elevates and differentiates Remarkably Bright Creatures. Part mystery, part coming-of-age (just not the age you’d expect!), part family story, Remarkably Bright Creatures is charming. I would highly recommend it to literary fiction readers, animal lovers, and anyone worried they’re living life on the wrong timeline.

Full review here


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan (audiobook read by Jesse Bernstein)

Rating: 5 out of 5.

The Lightning Thief is a solid start to the series. It’s a bit more episodic than some of the later books, and thematically it’s a little more simple than what comes after it, but it still establishes everything solidly. It hits the ground running, with all the main characters being established quickly and well. There’s lots of room for them to grow throughout the whole series, but I appreciate the foundation in the first book. This is clearly written for middle grade readers, and while it is perfect for that age group (I used to be a children’s librarian, and the sheer number of “I don’t like reading” kids who read this book and changed their mind was staggering and heartwarming) I’ve found that my enjoyment has not diminished as the years passed.

Full review here


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan (audiobook read by Jesse Bernstein)

Rating: 5 out of 5.

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Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Nostalgic Book Series Review)

I’ve been a huge fan of Rick Riordan’s Percy Jackson series since it first came out. I wasn’t there at the very beginning, but I was there early enough to buy The Last Olympian on its release date. It’s a series I’ve reread before, but it’s been a very long time and I’ve felt very overdue for a full reread for a while. I’ve started down the road a few times but my ungainly TBR has always stopped me from getting farther than Sea of Monsters. The release of the Nico di Angelo-centric The Sun and the Star last year reignited my desire to revisit the series, particularly since I’d forgotten so many of the details of his story in particular. Then came the Disney+ television show and the release of Chalice of the Gods (which I bought immediately but decided to wait to read until I finished this reread) and it seemed like the perfect time. The fact that I recently downloaded Libby and have more time for audiobooks made doing it that way a no-brainer. What could be more fun than revisiting an old favorite in an entirely new way?

This is a picture of my sister (L) and I a decade ago at her PJO birthday party. She was Annabeth and I was Grover, and we had just defeated Medusa with our very terrifying nerf swords.

What’s it about?

Greek gods and monsters are real, and so are half-blood heroes. Percy Jackson is one such hero, and he didn’t want it. As the son of Poseidon, one of the big three gods, Percy’s existence is technically illegal and very dangerous. Percy is one of the most powerful demigods alive, but that means that more monsters want to kill him and he’s far more likely to be used as a pawn in the games being played by immortals. He was never going to be a normal kid, but as Percy’s sixteenth birthday approaches, with it comes a potentially world-dooming prophecy that hinges on him.

Why is this series so popular and so lovable?

There are a number of reasons why Percy Jackson and the Olympians has been so successful. Some of them are intangible, but I can make a few pretty good guesses. The first and most obvious reason is that the series is deeply, deeply fun. When I first read the series, I was around Percy’s age, which is to say a young teenager. I’m now thirty, and I’m having as much fun with it today as I did the first time. It’s full of nonstop action, which makes for a breakneck read. It’s also hilarious. Told in first person through Percy’s POV, the series has snark to spare. There’s an irreverent humor to it that keeps the reader laughing. It’s a very strong narrative voice, and you’ll rarely read a chapter without laughing hard.

Beyond the surface level funny, exciting story is a cast of well-developed characters with realistic flaws who are brave and selfless and loyal even when they’re scared or angry or annoyed. There are some incredibly emotionally mature character arcs (I don’t want to name names in case anyone is reading this who hasn’t read the whole series, but if you have read it… you know the main one I’m talking about). There are some surprisingly dark themes in here—abuse, emotional neglect, disappointment—but handled with a light hand that takes it seriously without losing an overall levity. There’s a large cast of characters, and they are all absolutely delightful. 

There are lots of mythology-based fantasy books now, but I can’t remember many before Percy Jackson. It probably wasn’t the first one, but it certainly popularized them. Mythology has staying power, clearly, both in the world and in literature. There’s something about it that people connect to, with Greek mythology being particularly popular. I was obsessed with Greek mythology as a child; Percy Jackson was delightful to discover as a mythology nerd, and I suspect it’s also a fun gateway to mythology for those who were’t already into it. 

Then there’s the fact that the extended universe feels like a safe place to land. Riordan originally wrote the series so that his ADHD and dyslexic son could feel represented. The longer it has gone on, the more he has expanded it to help more underrepresented kids see themselves. You don’t necessarily see it all in the original books, but if you look at all of them up to the current day you’ll find lots queer and POC heroes. They aren’t all perfect representation but (as a privileged cis straight white man with a large audience) Riordan has obviously made a point of educating himself, correcting himself when he makes missteps, and generally letting all his readers, no matter who they are, know that they’re welcome in his world. That’s really great to see, particularly as someone who has been majorly disappointed by a different childhood fantasy (ex) favorite. 

How’s the audio?

It’s fun. The books are all read by Jesse Bernstein. He does a good job with them. It took me a little bit to get into his performance as I don’t necessarily always love his straight narration parts; I know he is an adult, but at times he sounds a little too much like an adult doing a petulant teen voice. I got used to that pretty quickly, though, and the places where he shines are in the voices of the other characters, particularly the minor ones. He goes all out with the silly accents for the monsters, and it’s a blast. I particularly loved the voice he did for the young telekhines in The Battle of the Labyrinth. The most impressive feat is that the voices are all very distinct. I had no trouble immediately identifying each voice even before the dialogue tag, which is incredible considering how many of them. I do have to say that there were a few characters whose voices took me aback. Having Persephone whisper every line sounding like a heavy smoker who just got over a serious respiratory illness was A Choice, and I have never paid so much attention to Michael Yew as I did this time purely because Bernstein decided to make him sound like a cowboy from the deep south. I didn’t necessarily love the line reading of Annabeth’s famous “Seaweed Brain,” but on the whole, I very much enjoyed listening to his reading. You have to be a good reader for listeners to be willing and eager to stick with you for five books—about fifty hours—and I certainly was. 

A quick note about spoilers:

I tried to avoid spoilers to the best of my abilities, but sometimes it isn’t possible. Spoilers for previous books are fair game, but I avoided or was extremely vague about anything in that book itself (so the mini review for The Titan’s Curse may contain major spoilers for The Lightning Thief and The Sea of Monsters, but I avoided spoiling anything in The Titan’s Curse). A few felt unavoidable, so I put them in their own paragraphs with the font in gray so that they could be easily skipped over by people wishing to avoid them. That being said… The Last Olympian was published more than a decade ago, so my anti-spoiler attempts weren’t quite as vigorous as usual.


The Lightning Thief  

I am an old school fan who’s nostalgic for the original cover, which is more or less what I have (I have a special illustrated edition that has this image of Percy on the slipcase; the book itself is navy blue cloth with deckled edges and the image of a trident on it), but I like all of them.

Between the initial read, the reread for the movie release, and my occasional “I want to reread the whole series” rereads, I’ve read The Lightning Thief a lot of times and I know it pretty darn well. Still, between the new Disney+ series, the new Percy Jackson book, and The Sun and the Star I really wanted to read them all. I could have started with The Titan’s Curse, but it felt like I should do it properly. 

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The Sun and the Star: A Nico di Angelo Adventure (Book Review)

Is it possible to be a millennial fantasy fan without having been deeply into Percy Jackson and the Olympians? If it is, I wouldn’t know: as a kid, I was deeply into Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Correction: to this day, I am deeply into Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Even though I’ve supposedly aged out of the target audience, I still buy each new book as it is released. I think the only Rick Riordan book I’ve skipped is Daughter of the Deep, and even that I’ve not as much ‘skipped it’ as ‘haven’t gotten to it yet’ (the delay is because I didn’t care for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea). I love Riordan’s world of sassy demigods and epic prophecies, and his deep roster of characters lets each story have a slightly different feel while still having a definite collective energy.

One of my favorite recent additions to the canon was The Hidden Oracle, the first of the Trials of Apollo series. In it, we see the god Apollo (in the form of a mortal teenager) team up with his son Will and Will’s boyfriend Nico, who has been a central character in the extended PJO universe almost from the very start. I loved Nico and Will in that book, and immediately wanted to spend more time with them. I was going to read the newest book regardless, but I was particularly excited by the prospect of a novel focused on those two because their opposites-attract energy was a major highlight of the Trials of Apollo and I was lightly disappointed that only a few of the books in that series capitalized on it.

Additionally, Rick Riordan’s obvious dedication to using his platform to represent underrepresented groups, particularly the LGBTQ+ community, is a huge point in his favor. There have been important queer characters in most of his recent books, but The Sun and the Star is the first one to focus on a gay character in such an upfront and obvious way. That was exciting enough in of itself, but Riordan’s decision to bring in Mark Oshiro—a queer Lantinx writer—as his cowriter seemed an especially promising sign: Oshiro is a talented writer with several novels under their belt, but they don’t have the platform Riordan does. Riordan could have told Nico and Will’s story himself. I suspect he would have done a good job of it alone, as he is a great writer and works very hard to represent minorities in honest and sympathetic ways. But he didn’t do that, because no matter his intentions or his research, he couldn’t understand that experience like an LGBTQ+ writer could. By teaming up with Oshiro, Riordan is both extending his platform to a minority voice and ensuring authentic representation. He’s a good egg in addition to being a good storyteller.

Is The Sun and the Star a standalone novel?

Yes and no. While The Sun and the Star is technically a self-contained story with a complete adventure in it, it builds off Nico’s existing story from the previous novels. For that reason, I’m attaching a spoiler warning here, not for The Sun and the Star but for the previous books. I don’t spoil much, but there is a significant sacrifice in The House of Hades and a major character death in The Tyrant’s Tomb, and any discussion of The Sun and the Star has to acknowledge them at least in passing.

The Sun and the Star’s plot is an extension of a storyline in the Heroes of Olympus series, and the emotional storyline—which is about Nico’s trauma and depression—reaches back even farther, all the way to Nico’s first appearance way back in The Titan’s Curse. There are repeated references to almost all of the most significant events in Nico’s story across all the previous books he appears in. I have listed all the books below in order and have indicated the ones which have significant and oft mentioned events on Nico’s timeline.

Here’s the order for the books/series:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

  1. The Lightning Thief
  2. The Sea of Monsters
  3. The Titan’s Curse (Nico’s first appearance)
  4. The Battle of the Labyrinth
  5. The Last Olympian (Will’s first appearance)

The Heroes of Olympus

  1. The Lost Hero
  2. The Son of Neptune
  3. The Mark of Athena (this is the one Nico spends imprisoned in Tartarus)
  4. The House of Hades (this is Bob’s big book, as well as being the one with the Cupid incident)
  5. The Blood of Olympus (this is the one with Nico and Will’s first significant interactions)

The Trials of Apollo

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The Trials of of Apollo #5: The Tower of Nero (Book Review)

I’ve always liked Rick Riordan. Lots of people, me included, have called his Percy Jackson books the Harry Potter of this generation. His novels are tons of fun. They’re marketed towards young readers, probably because of how young the protagonists are in The Lightning Thief. But we’re a lot of books past The Lightning Thief, and they’ve evolved. I was a little late to the PJO party. I found the series right as The Last Olympian came out. Twelve years later, I’m twenty-seven and I still buy the newest Riordan book. I don’t always get to it as quickly as I did a few years ago, but I’m still a loyal reader. Honestly, how could I not be? They’re fast-paced fantasy romps full of sassy characters and genuinely creative modernization of classic Greek mythology. (Is there anyone who didn’t love their Greek mythology unit back in elementary school? That was the best part of my education. I still remember Greek Day, when everyone was assigned a character from myth. We dressed up and gave a presentation in character and it was massively fun. I was Echo. I had a karaoke machine to give my voice an echo effect and everything. Man, I miss elementary school.) Anyway.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

What’s it about?

The Tower of Nero is Riordan’s newest book. It’s the fifth and last book in the Trials of Apollo series and sees Apollo (in his human form, alias Lester Papodopolous) and his demigod master Meg fighting to free the last oracle by taking on their final—and most dangerous—enemies, Meg’s abusive stepfather Nero and Apollo’s longtime nemesis Python.

Do you need to do a full reread?

No, not really. I didn’t go back and reread the other books before diving into The Tower of Nero, which is always a mistake, but it didn’t bite me as badly as usual. There’s a fairly good recap at the beginning of the novel that reminds the reader of all the pertinent plot points. So while it’s definitely always the best call to do a reread if possible, you’re not going to be totally lost with The Tower of Nero. As long as you know generally who everyone is you’ll be fine. Apollo does a good job of briefly recapping who Nero and Python are, what’s at stake, and what he and Meg are attempting. Jason’s sacrifice is still a huge emotional beat, so if you’ve forgotten about that you might be in trouble, but other than that you should be good to go.  

What’d I think?

What do you think I’m going to say here? That I didn’t like it? Of course not. Of course I liked it. If there’s a complaint to lodge at Riordan it’s that after a little while his books start to feel a bit repetitive. But darn it if I don’t even care. Yeah, there’s a snarky little bastard in the lead who has to save the world against impossible odds. Yeah, he has a team of demigod friends around to support him and mock him in equal measure. Yeah, there are mythical monsters appearing in disguise before being unveiled and defeated. Yeah, a lot of the characters have been around since the early PJO days. But it’s still all fun. It still all works.

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The Trials of Apollo #4: The Tyrant’s Tomb (Book Review)

tyrant's tombRick Riordan is one of my favorite authors, but I was still taken off-guard when The Tyrant’s Tomb came out a few months ago because I hadn’t known he was due for one. Often in situations like this, I’ll jump right into the new book because I’m too excited to wait, but this time I actually did the smart thing and reread the books that came before (well, The Trials of Apollo; I didn’t go all the way back to HoO or PJO), which was definitely a good thing because I let some truly massive plot developments slip my mind. Remember that major death in The Burning Maze? I didn’t. So, yeah. The reread was a good idea. I was well caught up when I finally got to read the newest book. Am I too late to post a review that anyone is going to care about? Probably. Is it good that I invested the time for that reread? Yes.

Rick Riordan’s books have really matured since The Lightning Thief. I don’t mean that they’re better now or that they were amateur then. I mean that Riordan has done a great job of allowing his characters to age, and the stories have developed with them. When we first met Percy Jackson, he was a sassy middle schooler; while his adventures are still incredibly readable and enjoyable for older readers, they were perfect for kids Percy’s age. They were fun. They were fast. They were witty. The stakes were high, but nothing was too scary or scarring. Everyone lived. No one was permanently psychologically damaged. But now, years later, Riordan’s characters have grown. His readers have stayed with him, which means that for nearly every middle schooler grabbing The Lightning Thief off the shelf for the first time, there’s a twenty-something like me still anticipating his latest books. Now the heroes are solidly in their teens, and the world has opened up more.

That shows in The Tyrant’s Tomb. It’s scarier and more perilous than what has come before, and the narrative doesn’t shy away from that. Unlike Percy or Leo or Annabeth or any of the other heroes that have come before him, Apollo is not an innocent caught up in battles he shouldn’t have to face. Despite his hilariousness and dramatics, Apollo is not what we’d call a good person. In these last few books, Riordan is allowing some of the darker elements of Greek mythology to rear their heads. And they’re ugly. While The Trials of Apollo doesn’t get into all disturbing elements like an adult book would (like, say, Madeline Miller’s Circe), it also doesn’t edit all of it out. Apollo is on a quest to regain his godliness, but over and over he, his companions, and the readers are confronted with the undeniable truth that he doesn’t deserve it. He was selfish. He was callous. He was egotistical. He murdered people. He harassed people. He wiped people out without a second thought. Yeah, he’s funny and charming. But he was a sociopath.

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2019 Quarterly Wrap-Up (July-Sept)

Somehow we’re already 3/4 done with 2009. I have no idea where the time went. Actually, that’s a lie. Most of it went towards reading War and Peace. Really, though. This year has been flying and it’s time for another rundown of what I’ve been reading and watching. I’m still behind on my overall reading goal, but at least I read better books this quarter than I did last (last quarter was kind of a bummer). I unfortunately still read a lot of books that were, for me, one or two stars; thankfully I rounded those out with some rereads of old favorites.

I’ve been reading…

we told six liesWe Told Six Lies by Victoria Scott 

YA thriller

We Told Six Lies is like a young adult version of Gone Girl, except without Gone Girl‘s nuance. It centers around a deeply codependent, toxic relationship that it ultimately seems to romanticize. The characters are deeply unlikable, but without the interesting complexity required to make readers care about them. An ill-advised final twist squanders any limited goodwill the reader might’ve managed to scrounge up, and the result is that I’ll probably forget this book entirely except to retain a lingering sense of disappointment.


nick and june were hereNick and June Were Here by Shalanda Stanley ⭐⭐⭐

YA romance

Nick and June Were Here is the sort of book that is almost really good. The writing is excellent, and June is a very well developed, interesting character. Unfortunately, the novel falls into a common trap for romances: its romance is its least interesting aspect. There are so many storylines in Nick and June Were Here that warrant more exploration (June’s relationship with her new diagnosis, Nick’s brother’s discharge from the military, June and Bethany’s plans for after high school, Nick’s family dynamic, etc). If I were to rank every plotline in this book by my level of interest in them, Nick and June’s romance would come dead last, because it’s just dysfunctional enough to be troubling and just typical enough to be boring. Overall, Nick and June is a decent book, but it’s probably not one that I’m going to remember having read.


Image result for sea of monstersPercy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters by Rick Riordan ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

JF fantasy, mythology, adventure, humor

What can I say about Percy Jackson that hasn’t been said a million times? It’s hilarious. It’s sassy. It’s one of the best fantasy series out there, and I spend half my life talking about it. That’s an exaggeration, but not a huge one. I work at Barnes and Noble, and I talk to a lot of moms trying to find books for reluctant readers, and Percy Jackson is one of the best ones for that. I have met so many kids who hated reading before they found Percy, or who claim that they hate reading except when they’re reading Percy. This series is so consistantly funny and exciting that I had a blast rereading Sea of Monsters even though I’ve read it a lot and I’m no longer  “young reader.” There’s a reason I own a Camp Half-Blood t-shirt and once threw my sister a Percy Jackson birthday party. You can’t go wrong with Rick Riordan.


kiss quotentThe Kiss Quotient by Helen Hoang ⭐⭐⭐

adult romance

I liked The Kiss Quotient about as much as could be expected. Traditional romances don’t particularly appeal to me, but I read this one because it got such good reviews and promised to deviate from some of the more insidious romantic tropes. It does deviate some, but not as much as I suspect it intended to. While I think it’d be difficult to find a romance fan who wouldn’t like The Kiss Quotient, it’s not for me. I didn’t care for the subtly controlling male love interest, and I felt that the central relationship relied too heavily on physical attraction, sex, and love-at-first-sight. That being said, it’s still an entertaining, quick read with breezy writing and an atypical heroine who is a welcome change in an often homogenous genre.


apocalypse of elena mendozaThe Apocalypse of Elena Mendoza by Shaun David Hutchinson ⭐⭐⭐⭐

YA, fantasy, apocalyptic, LGBTQ+

Shaun David Hutchinson is an excellent writer with big ideas. The Apocalypse of Elena Mendoza is a high concept novel that forces its readers to grapple with questions of faith and morality along with its protagonists. The intense internal focus makes this a story that stands out amongst the many end-of-the-world narratives. It’s populated with extremely well-written characters who break stereotypes and feel extremely real, and who are so compelling that they mostly make up for the fact that the novel is so hyper-focused on asking difficult question that it offers few answers.


love hate and other filtersLove, Hate, and Other Filters by Samira Ahmed ⭐⭐⭐⭐

YA romance, bildungsroman

Love, Hate, and Other Filters does an excellent job of balancing its romantic and familial storylines with darker subject matter like racism and violence; it never gets so depressing that it stops being fun to read, and it never gets so upbeat that the reader forgets the realities of the world. It’s a perfect book for reluctant romance readers, because it replaces shoehorned drama for real-world issues and reframes itself as a coming-of-age tale with romance sprinkled in. It’s also a great novel for seeing the world through different eyes, as Ahmed does an amazing job of creating her world through Maya’s experiences and perspective.


lessLess by Andrew Sean Greer ⭐⭐

romance, LGBTQ+, comedy

I expected to love Less, a Pulitzer-Prize-winning gay comedic Odyssey, but it let me down. Even though there are some interesting themes and well-structured meta allusions, the story as a whole never grabbed me. The narration style grated on me from the start and only got worse the deeper I got into the story, and I found it pretty difficult to sympathize with the woe-is-me Arthur Less; it’s clearly intentional, but the corresponding likability did not come through for me; it’s difficult to read a couple hundred pages about a character who is neither likable nor sympathetic, and only occasionally interesting. While the novel is decent enough, I mostly stepped away from it feeling frustrated, especially since it commits the cardinal sin of comedy: it’s simply not funny.


naturally tan queer eyeNaturally Tan by Tan France ⭐⭐⭐⭐

memoir, LGBTQ+, television

Tan France’s memoir Naturally Tan is a fun, light read, full of funny anecdotes and fashion advice. It is pretty much exactly what you’d expect from Queer Eye‘s fashion expert, though I suspect he was given a lot more freedom content-wise in his book than he is on the show. While he certainly has a snarky side on the show, it is much more apparent in Naturally Tan. He’s humorously sarcastic throughout and there are lots of anecdotes about racism and the pressure and responsibility to represent the underrepresented in media. Queer Eye fans will love Naturally Tan. Biographies aren’t my usual thing, but I enjoyed this one.


little and lionLittle and Lion by Brandy Colbert ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

YA contemporary, romance, family drama, LGBTQ+, bildungsroman

I loved Little and Lion. It’s a beautifully written novel full of memorable and richly diverse characters who complement each other wonderfully. Sibling love is rarely the focal point in literature, and it’s a treat when it is, especially when it is done as well as it is here. Lionel and Suzette are a great pair of protagonists whose struggles to grow up in unusual situations intertwine in ways that are heartwarming in their best moments and terrifying in their worst. Brandy Colbert is an immensely talented writer, and I am absolutely going to keep an eye out for anything else she’s written.


queer eye love yourself love lifeQueer Eye: Love Yourself, Love Life by Antoni Porowski, Tan France, Jonathan Van Ness, Bobby Berk, and Karamo Brown ⭐⭐⭐

personal growth, self help, television, LGBTQ+

Like Naturally Tan, this is a book for Queer Eye fans. While I think non-fans might like the former, however, this one is probably for hardcore fans only. It’s full of life advice alongside personal anecdotes and photos. Jonathan’s voice comes through the most, and is quite funny in book form. As much as I’d like to say that reading this has totally overhauled my life and made me a more productive, attractive, happy person… I don’t think it has. Jonathan’s tips, while supposedly simple, seem really daunting to me (I wake up, make my bed, get dressed, do my hair, pack a lunch, and leave home for work in 15 minutes because I like sleeping, and there’s not a lot of pad time in there for skincare). That being said, I’m trying! And I am very organized! And I do occasionally French Tuck.


nickel boysThe Nickel Boys by Colson Whitehead ⭐⭐⭐

historical fiction

This book consists almost entirely of unrelenting misery. Obviously any novel that takes place in the aftermath of the Jim Crow laws is going to deal with intense racism and other unpleasant subject matter, but  fiction has an obligation to be more than a depiction of historically accurate suffering. That suffering has to be connected to something. A sense of hope. A call to action. Compelling characters. Empathy and understanding for the suffering. Anything. The Nickel Boys just left me feeling hopeless. I’m glad to be done with The Nickel Boys; I struggled to pick it up and jumped at any opportunity to set it down. I had such a hard time struggling through this one that I actually forgot that I like to read. However, I should say that after discussing The Nickel Boys at book club, I retroactively found a lot to like. I definitely hated it while I was reading it, but outside perspective did wonders for me.


the tail of emily windsnapThe Tail of Emily Windsnap by Liz Kessler ⭐⭐

JF fantasy

I speed-read this in literally one hour because I found out I was running an event for it at work and ended up reading it on my break the day of. Thankfully, it’s not long. Unfortunately, it’s also not great. Some young readers’ books absolutely stand up to an adult eye. This isn’t one. While I can see why it would appeal to its intended age range (who doesn’t want to be a mermaid at that age?), the deficiencies in character logic and pacing kept me from getting invested. Emily’s mother can’t stick to a decision for more than twenty seconds (No, you can’t take swim lessons because I’m afraid of water. Oh, now you want to quit? Guess what? I’m very invested in them now. Also, we live on a boat, because that makes sense). Emily’s schoolmates bully her for… being good at swimming? What? Any given character’s behavior depends on what the plot needs, and problems are introduced and solved at breakneck speed. Characters show up and conveniently info-drop every few minutes. All this was convenient for me and my time crunch, but if I’d been reading this at a normal, leisurely pace, I would’ve wanted bigger stakes, more push-and-pull, and more consistency. Lastly, and admittedly this is petty, I cannot remember the name “Windsnap” to save my life. I’ve had to look it up about a hundred times because I keep thinking it is anything from “Windspar” to “Wingstrap.”


At the Edge of the Universe by Shaun David Hutchinson ⭐⭐⭐⭐

the edge of the universeYA fantasy, romance, LGBTQ+, apocalyptic

Even though I wish there’d been a little more explanation at the end of At the Edge of the Universe, I continue to be impressed by Shaun David Hutchinson’s creativity. He mixes the terrifying fantastical elements of his novels expertly with the more realistic—but never mundane—ones. I love that the real-world issues in At the Edge of the Universe are given as much weight (and, at times, arguably more weight) than the collapse of the universe, both because the real-world issues can be considered in the reader’s own life and because real people worry about their own lives more than the abstract end of the world. Oz is a teenage boy, not a superhero. Of course he cares more about his personal life, his boyfriend, his friends, and his family than he does about a few stars many lightyears away. This is an apocalypse story, but it’s surprisingly grounded. I’m very surprised that I don’t see more people gushing about Shaun David Hutchinson because his books–while similar to each other–are unlike anything written by anyone else.


which witchWhich Witch? by Eva Ibbotson ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

JF fantasy

Eva Ibbotson is fabulous. I spent half my childhood reading her books (specifically reading Which Witch? and the equally charming The Secret of Platform 13) and I can’t recommend her work strongly enough to fantasy fans. Which Witch? in particular has a great mix of lighthearted humor and darker, more dramatic material. It’s the fantasy literary equivalent of a dating game show, and it is incredibly fun. It may be intended for children, but that didn’t keep 25-year-old me from loving it as much as I did when I was actually a part of the target audience.


benedict societyThe Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

JF sci-fi/magical realism, adventure

I’m so glad that I reread The Mysterious Benedict Society because it is absolutely as good as I remembered. It’s always a good sign when a novel is as delightful and surprising to me now as it was when I first read it more than a decade ago. Filled with one-of-a-kind characters, legitimately frightening villainy, good-natured humor, and a huge scoop of cleverness, this novel is a treat. It has one of the most hilarious and unexpected twist reveals of all time, and everything before and after it is equally compelling. I had a smile on my face the whole time I read this, and I really wish that more people knew this series because it deserves to have a much bigger audience than it does.


i'll give you the sunI’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

YA magical realism, bildungsroman, LGBTQ+

I talk about I’ll Give You the Sun all the time on this blog. If you’ve visited me before, you might have noticed that it was my favorite read from 2017 and that I listed it in a Pride Month post about great books with LGBTQ+ characters. I absolutely loved this book when I first read it, so much that when I looked back I thought, “Surely it’s not as good as I remember.” I mean, when I look at the books that it beat back in 2017–Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens AgendaA Monster CallsThe Hate U GiveWonder–it seems impossible that it could’ve been that good. But it absolutely is. It’s so good that I devoured it in a single sitting the second time. There’s a magical undercurrent to the novel that expertly toes the line between real magic and simple belief that gives I’ll Give You the Sun a precariously beautiful tone that wavers right on the edge of what’s believable. It’s a story about art, but it also is art. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything that gets to the heart of why art is so important, and the sibling relationship that anchors the novel is heartbreaking. And, of course, the gorgeous writing that brings it all together makes I’ll Give You the Sun the sort of book that no one should miss.


fan artFan Art by Sarah Tregay ⭐⭐

YA contemporary, fangirls, romance, LGBTQ+

Fan Art is a gay love story facilitated by nerdy lesbian shippers, which sounds like something I’d like. Unfortunately, author Sarah Tregay doesn’t seem to have a firm understanding of either queer issues or fandom; when the whole story hinges on those two things, that’s a problem. I think she meant well, that’s unfortunately not enough. Even though the story has its cute moments and does its best to create a sweet, supportive friendship and romance, as a whole the book has an uncomfortable voyeuristic undertone that was impossible for me to ignore.


ramonda blueRamona Blue by Julie Murphy ⭐⭐⭐

YA romance, bildugsroman, family drama, LGBTQ+

Julie Murphy is a talented writer who does herself a disservice by writing romances. The love story is a huge part of Ramona Blue, but it’s also the weakest part of an otherwise solid story. Ramona Blue is a great character who fully deserves the honor of having her novel take her name. Watching her chafe against circumstances conspiring to keep her locked in a town too small for her is delightful, and her relationship with her sister is both lovely and frustrating. Ramona Blue might have been a great novel if the focus had been more on Ramona and Hattie, but unfortunately a large swath of it is dedicated to Ramona’s uninspiring boyfriend Freddie, who detracts from the novel by adding nothing to it.


social intercourseSocial Intercourse by Greg Howard ⭐⭐

YA romance, LGBTQ+

Social Intercourse is primarily a hodgepodge of tropes and clichés slapped together in uninspiring ways to create a novel that is somehow both nothing new and actively annoying. For all its good intentions, it pairs tired tropes with dangerous stereotypes and unlikeable characters. Its attempts to be funny end up putting an uncomfortable filter on things that should be viewed with horror or disgust rather than laughter, but it doesn’t seem to be done satirically or for intentional contrast. Because Jax and Beck are placed narratively into heroic roles, the reader is meant to like and sympathize with them and forgive them for their transgressions even though their transgressions are easily bad enough to cast them as the villain in any story that isn’t invested in their happily-ever-afters.


inlandInland by Téa Obreht ⭐⭐⭐

historical fiction, magical realism

I enjoyed parts of the novel, but others dragged and overall I’d say my reading experience was mostly neutral but overall more negative than positive. Inland is simply not my kind of book. I’ve never liked westerns or survival stories, so a western survival story was never going to be my jam. Still, I did enjoy half the story; when the novel focuses on Nora, I kept reading and wanted to know more. Any time Lurie and his camel took center stage, though, I had to fight against myself to keep from setting the book aside because no matter how much I tried, I could not care about them. It didn’t help that I found the resolution of the novel, when the two storylines finally come together, singularly disappointing. I read 367 pages expecting that, eventually, Lurie’s presence in Inland would be warranted; in my opinion, it never was, and Obreht could have saved her time and mine by scrapping his half entirely. That said, the book club came through for me again. After discussing Inland for two hours, I walked out with a much better appreciation of the novel and of Obreht’s considerable talent as a writer. Discussing books really helps me see the difference between “this was a bad book” and “I did not like this book.”


not your sidekickNot Your Sidekick by C.B. Lee ⭐⭐⭐

YA, romance, superhero, LGBTQ+, family drama

Despite my criticisms—namely that the concepts are bigger than the writing manages to execute—I really liked Not Your Sidekick. I’d read lots of really positive reviews for the book and had been looking for it for more than a year, so I let my expectations balloon too big. I expected to love this book, and I didn’t. I really liked it, and if I can find the sequels, I’ll read them, but I didn’t love it. Combining superhero fun with post-apocalyptic governmental corruption is an interesting concept, but I wish that Lee had done more to differentiate her world from the real one. That being said, the writing is breezy, the characters are sweet and lovable, and the story is entertaining. Anyone looking for diverse genre fiction should consider giving this one a chance.


denton little's still not deadDenton Little’s Still Not Dead by Lance Rubin ⭐⭐

YA magial realism

Denton Little’s Still Not Dead lacks the clarity of the novel that came before it, and it suffers for it. While Denton Little’s Deathdate knew exactly what it was—a quirky story about a stupid teenager trying to cheat death long enough to go to prom—Denton Little’s Still Not Dead struggles to find itself. Rubin’s irreverent silliness is his biggest strength, but that feels out of place in a story about protests and government conspiracy. There are a lot of troubling undercurrents, like the fact that a huge percentage of the female characters are only there to fall in love with the hero, but the biggest problem is that the novel tries to set up a bunch of interesting, nuanced conflicts but then takes the easiest way out by ultimately opting not to address them.


war and peaceWar and Peace by Leo Tolstoy ⭐⭐⭐

classic, family drama

It took me a full month to trudge through War and Peace, a 1308-page monstrosity that alternates between legitimately compelling storytelling and overly long ruminations about fate that read like an exceptionally dry textbook. Even though I did enjoy bits of the novel, on the whole I am happier to have read it than I ever was actually reading it. I have rarely been so relieved to finish something. There are some interesting things in War and Peace, but for better and for worse it is a CLASSIC. I get why people read it, and I get why people like it, but I can’t imagine anyone would want to read it if it weren’t for its reputation as one of the best novels of all time. If it weren’t for the ‘I’m smart and well-read’ status boost that comes with having reading it, I’m not sure it’s entirely worth the 32 days it took to read.


I’ve been watching…

Stranger Things ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Season three of Stranger Things came out, and it was just as great as the two that came before. Stranger Things does a great job of mixing genres. While the genre divides aren’t as clear in season three as they were in previous seasons (in season one, for example, the adults were embroiled in corporate espionage, the kids had a Image result for stranger thingsfantasy quest, and the teens operated somewhere between romance and mystery before all coming together), there’s still some excellent play. This show is also consistantly good with character development, and Steve–and his friendship with Dustin–continues to be a highlight.

Stranger Things deserves a lot of credit for the way it introduces its new characters. When an original cast is as strong as this one, a new character can sometimes feel unwelcome and unnecessary. However, every time someone new shows up (most notably Max and Bob in season two, and Robin in season three), they are seamlessly integrated and they quickly become just as interesting as those who were there from the beginning. I love that season three sidestepped the Max+Eleven feud that was teased in season two. Watching girls fight over a guy who is arguably not good enough for either of them (sorry, Mike) is an annoying trope, and letting them be friends instead is way better. I do wish that poor Will had been given something more to do (or that someone would just freaking play D&D with him!), but other than that I thought the new season was great.


GLOW ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Speaking of excellent third seasons of popular Netflix shows… GLOW. This is such a good show. Before I watched it, I really thought it’d be bad. A wrestling show? Really? I’m glad I watched it anyway, because it’s a really well-written show that manages to be extremely funny while tackling some really tough, sensitive material. There’s some absolutely phenomenal character development from lots of different characters, the makeup and costume design is on point, the cast is refreshingly diverse (so many women, including women of color, queer women, and women who aren’t tall and thin!), and it’s simply hilarious. If you haven’t given this one a chance, you absolutely should, even if you think wrestling is gross and pointless. GLOW will change your mind!


Grey’s Anatomy ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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I’ve watched Grey’s off and on in the past, I finally caught up when season fifteen landed on Netflix. It’s not the best show ever, but it is deeply addicting and when it’s good, it’s good. It has made some major, major missteps over the years (George and Izzie getting together, Callie and Arizona breaking up, Mark’s death, George’s death, Owen, etc.) and has tried way too hard to get its viewers invested in characters who are major bummers (Derek is a whiny manchild, Jo “I lived in my car” Wilson is annoying, Ben is painfully indecisive, and Owen is… ugh. Owen), but it has some major ups. There are some great storylines and characters (a few favorite characters: Arizona, Addison, George, Richard, Cristina, Callie, Mark, Schmitt, Bailey, Koracick, and Karev). Today’s Grey’s has very few of the same characters as vintage Grey’s, but I’m still quite invested and I only rarely miss the old crew. Would I like to see them back? Yes. Do I need them to come back to enjoy the show? Nope. I’m also really impressed that characters have developed so well over the years. It’s not easy to let characters grow when you have a hit. It would’ve been easy to leave Meredith and Alex like they were at the start of the show, but they’ve changed a lot, and for the better. In season one, Meredith was one of my least favorite characters. Now, in season sixteen, she’s one of the best.


One Day at a Time ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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I’d been idly interested in watching One Day at a Time ever since I saw Lin-Manuel Miranda tweet about it, and I finally went ahead and watched it. I didn’t love it the way a lot of people love it, but I did enjoy it. It is very funny and the cast is great. The episodes are short and fun, so it’s easy to get sucked in. The only problem is that, in my opinion, it can be a little on-the-nose with its issues. Don’t get me wrong: fiction with a message is great, and fiction without a message rarely interests me. But ODaaT can come across a little preachy at times. Sometimes it’s amazing; often, like Elena, it’s too much (yes, that’s a joke; I love Elena). I feel that I should mention that my values align with everything the show preaches, so it’s not like I’m pushing against ideas I don’t agree with. Overall, though, this is a very good show.


The Boys ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Image result for the boys amazon primeI initially didn’t think I’d like The Boys, but then I found out a lot of the creative team worked on Supernatural. Plus, it was something I could watch with my dad, and our entertainment overlaps tends to be pretty small, so that’s always a plus. The start of the show is great. The latter half, I felt, dragged a bit (maybe because the world-building was so good that being in the universe wasn’t as fun as discovering it) but it’s a really cool take on superheroes. The Boys is darkly funny and simultaneously exposes issues with the superhero stores and with our own world. The social commentary in The Boys is top notch. I know that comics often tackle controversial, political subjects, but the cinematic superhero world is pretty safe and traditional, so it’s pretty cool to see The Boys deal with things like religious hypocrisy, corporate greed and dishonesty, drug abuse, grey morality, sexism and sexual assault, and more. I’m very interested to see where the story goes from here.

2019 Quarterly Wrap-Up (Apr-Jun)

It’s hard to believe that we’re already halfway through 2019. Yikes! I’m not on par to meet my reading goals for this year, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t read some great books. I have also, unfortunately, read some less-than-great books. I read more three-star books than usual recently, particularly compared to what I read in the first three months of the year.

For the books that I reviewed in full, I’ve put an excerpt of the most relevant bits of my own review, usually one specific paragraph and one paragraph of wrap-up. Since I read pretty erratically genre-wise, I’ve also indicated roughly what kind of book each entry is. And, yes, I did make up some of the genres.

I’ve been reading…

The Cardturner by Louis Sachar ⭐⭐⭐cardturner

YA contemporary

In his forward, Sachar writes that, “My publisher, my editor, my wife, and my agent all said I was crazy. ‘No one’s going to want to read a book about bridge!’ they told me on more than one occasion.” Sachar’s publisher, editor, wife, and agent were right.

This is not his best book. Although it does occasionally have touches of his usual brilliance, it gets much too caught up in the mechanics of playing bridge. When the plot and the characters are given second billing to a complicated, basically obsolete game with no observable action, the final result is going to be lackluster no matter who writes it. Bridge is never going to make a riveting story. There’s a reason there aren’t many books about it.


sadieSadie by Courtney Summers ⭐⭐⭐

YA thriller

Sadie is actually a decent book, but it never fully grabbed my attention. I think the main problem is that its two storylines are too similar. Instead of using the dual POVs to reveal a wider picture, the novel repeats itself.

Sadie deals with some extremely dark subject matter—abuse, murder, pedophilia, revenge, violence—so it’s not a cheery read. Although the writing is good, as a whole the novel repeats itself too much, and I closed the book feeling unfulfilled by the ending. Thrillers aren’t my genre of choice (though I do like them occasionally), and that may have contributed to my lackluster response to a novel that has so many fans, but in the end Sadie did nothing to win me over. 


Genuine Fraud by E. Lockhart ⭐⭐⭐genuine fraud

YA contemporary, mystery, thriller

Genuine Fraud is an experience. I was unsure about the novel at first. When I first started, I had a hard time orienting myself around who the characters were and what exactly was going on. That’s completely intentional. As the story unfolds, I found myself getting sucked deeper and deeper in until I couldn’t put the book down.

Lockhart is a really fun writer. Her books—or, at least, the ones that I’ve read—are bonkers and they make the readers doubt everything they’ve read. There is a lot of reread potential for Genuine Fraud. There’s something very exciting and different about a story that makes a mystery out of what happens at the beginning rather than what happens at the end (or what happens next). It’s not a perfect book—I wish we’d taken one step farther back, because I felt there were still a few gaps that could’ve been filled—but overall I really enjoyed Genuine Fraud and would recommend it to anyone who likes thrillers or mysteries.


The Red Scrolls of Magic by Cassandra Clare and Wesley Chu  ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

red scrolls of magicYA fantasy, lgbtq+, adventure, romance

The Red Scrolls of Magic is a lot of fun. Alec and Magnus are as delightfully quippy and heroic as ever, and while no one would argue that this novel is strictly speaking necessary to the chronology of the Shadowhunter world—it takes place between City of Glass and City of Fallen Angels, and therefore can’t make too many waves without screwing with long-existing continuity—it is a welcome addition to it.

In any case… It’s very fun. It does a great job fleshing out the stories of two of the most popular characters from the universe, and it even manages some quality twists that indicate that, while this book arguably didn’t add anything super new, the next book will. The Red Scrolls of Magic is a kind of vacation book. It invites readers back into the world of Shadowhunters for a more relaxed adventure. There’s some cross-country demon-fighting, but there’s also a lot of romantic breakfasts, makeovers, and photo-ops. Basically, it’s cheesy and lighthearted.


this monstrous thingThis Monstrous Thing by Mackenzi Lee ⭐⭐⭐

retelling, YA fantasy, magical realism, drama

I don’t love This Monstrous Thing as much as I adore Lee’s later work. The characters in this book aren’t as memorable or lovable as those in The Gentleman’s Guide or its sequel. This Monstrous Thing is also tonally darker. It’s a Frankenstein retelling about the monstrousness of humanity and it centers around the resurrection of the dead. None of that exactly screams, “Happy fun times!” Still, it is a very good book.

Mild qualms about Mary Shelley’s historical and literary significance notwithstanding, This Monstrous Thing is an interesting retelling that combines the resurrection and questions of morality from Frankenstein with a multifaceted steampunk world. Though it does not reach the heights of The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and VirtueThis Monstrous Thing is a good example of Mackenzi Lee’s excellent blend of genres and compelling readability.


The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite by Gerard Way and Gabriel Bá ⭐⭐⭐

superheroes, graphic novel, adventure, fantasy

umbrella academy apocalypse suiteWhile I don’t love Apocalypse Suite as its own entity, I greatly enjoyed reading it and comparing it to the Netflix show, which I do genuinely love. I can absolutely see how the main plot and the characters were mined and transformed into something better. I’m very impressed by whomever read the comics and saw the potential. I wouldn’t have. There are some great ideas and strong concepts in Apocalypse Suite, but the pacing is such that it’s difficult to latch onto anything. I don’t think I’d recommend the comic book to someone who hasn’t seen the show, but it’s fascinating to compare and look at is as a sort of creative process project. I definitely would recommend the show. It takes the best of the comic book, tosses out the worst, and adds a bunch of great characterization, funky music, and humor.


Solitaire by Alice Oseman ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

solitaireYA contemporary, lgbtq+, bildungsroman, drama

What I love most about Oseman’s books is the unflinching way they address their central issues. There are strong convictions, and while the point of the story is not necessarily to make a point, the convictions bleed into the story and are absolutely irremovable. The high stress school environment is essentially poisonous, and the pressure to be normal damages anyone who isn’t “normal.” Without that environment and that pressure, Solitaire would not exist.

I love everything about Solitaire. The writing is great. I fell in love with the characters, who are strong and sad and broken and surprising. The novel is full of twists, harrowing moments, compelling relationships, and a mystery that is enticing if a bit predictable. I think I can safely list Alice Oseman amongst my favorite writers.


Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens ⭐⭐⭐

where the crawdads singhistorical fiction, mystery, bildungsroman

Author Delia Owens is a wildlife scientist who has written several well-regarded nonfiction books, but this is her first novel. Honestly, that tracks. The writing is very good ninety-five percent of the time, and Owens does a particularly good job creating her atmosphere. She shines when she is writing about nature and the ways wildlife interacts with human existence. She’s less adept where humans interact with other humans. Her dialogue is stilted—at times, painfully stilted—and some of her characterizations seem off.

There are some deficiencies in the novel, as in any—namely some unconvincing characterizations and problematic implications—but as a whole Where the Crawdads Sing is an enjoyable bildungsroman with a nice helping of mystery. Anyone who enjoys reading stories with a solid sense of setting should give this one a shot. If—like me—you don’t particularly care for setting or ambience, this is probably not one to race out to read, though it is still diverting.


i hate everyone but you by Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin ⭐⭐

i hate everyone but younew adult, romance, bildungsroman, lgbtq+

i hate everyone but you is pretty typical for the story it wants to tell. There aren’t any surprises, which in itself is probably not a surprise. It’s the story of two friends who love each other and hold onto their relationship despite distance and life taking them in different directions.

When I first started i hate everyone but you, I thought I was going to love it. I was immediately taken with Gen and Ava. Their fun, nerdy, quick-paced, relatable dialogue has great chemistry, and I was swept along for the first hundred pages or so. After a while, though, the protagonists and their consistently selfish, stupid romantic decisions started to wear on me; once I stopped loving the two leads, I started to notice the weaknesses in the rest of the novel. This is a cute enough book, and it is a very quick read, but ultimately it disappointed me. Plus, and this is a minor quibble: neither Ava nor Gen hates everyone but the other. Honestly, Gen would probably have fewer problems if she did.


And the Ocean Was Our Sky by Patrick Ness ⭐⭐⭐

and the ocean was our skyretelling, animal story, fable

And the Ocean Was Our Sky defies description. Attempting to describe it makes it sound, honestly, terrible. If I’d known before starting that the book was about a murderous pod of whales intent on seeking the devil, I probably would’ve been like… pass. But in true Patrick Ness fashion, the writing is lyrical without being self-indulgent and the ideas are big enough to prompt a great discussion. I wish I still ran a book club, because this would be a very fun one to write questions for. The characters are perhaps not the most compelling in the literary world, but this is one of the rare cases where that doesn’t really matter. The main player in this book is humanity, not specific people, so it works.

While And the Ocean Was Our Sky is not my favorite of Patrick Ness’ works, it is still a very beautiful book. The writing is violent but affecting—helped along by the gorgeous illustrations—and the huge themes are distilled simply into a deceptively short page-count without losing nuance.


Pulp by Robin Talley ⭐⭐⭐

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Pulp does a lot of things well. It strives to be intersectional even during the chapters set in a period where that can’t be expected. I don’t read a lot of historical fiction because there is so rarely diversity, so it is always a pleasant surprise to find queer people and people of color there.

Talley does an excellent job of balancing her protagonists. Whenever a story features multiple perspective characters, there’s the risk that one will lose the reader’s interest. That’s not a problem here. Abby and Janet are equally compelling. Unfortunately, most of the side characters aren’t in the same league. Aside from Abby’s brother, none of the secondary characters seem to have much of an internal life. They’re footnotes in Abby and Janet’s lives, which is okay, but disappointing for a person like me who lives for well-written secondary and tertiary characters.


opposite of alwaysOpposite of Always by Justin A. Reynolds ⭐⭐⭐

YA, romance, magical realism, drama

When it comes to contemporary YA writers, there aren’t many better than Becky Albertalli and Angie Thomas. The fact that they both endorsed Justin A. Reynolds’ Opposite of Always was enough for me to give it a shot. Unfortunately, it doesn’t live up to those two names. Opposite of Always is cute enough, but it is nowhere in the league of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda or The Hate U Give.

I liked Opposite of Always, but I let myself get overly excited for it. It’s cute. The platonic relationships are done extremely well, and the writing flows well. Unfortunately, those elements can only get you so far in a romance. When the central romance of a romantic novel falls flat, there’s no recovering from it. If I could have liked Jack/Kate a little more, I would have much more positive things to say about this one, but as is I can’t say much more than, “it’s a cute, easy read,” which is as bland a compliment as exists.


weird things customers say in bookstoresWeird Things Customers Say in Bookstores by Jen Campbell ⭐⭐⭐

nonfiction, humor

My mom gave this book to me as a gift a few years ago when I started working my first job, which was at a library. I read it and enjoyed it then, but now that I’m working at Barnes and Noble (aka an actual bookstore) I decided it was the time to reread it. It’s a collection of ridiculous customer encounters, some of which are Campbell’s and some of which are contributors’. They’re hilarious and, in many cases, horrifyingly cringy. That said, I believe that all of them actually happened, because… yep, I’ve met some weird people and had to nod my way through some weird conversations, enough that some of the stories in Weird Things struck me as fairly normal.


abc murdersThe ABC Murders by Agatha Christie ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

classics, mystery

There’s no one quite like Agatha Christie. I read mysteries only rarely, because they’re either really good or really bad and I’ve been burned by too many really bad ones to keep seeking them out. So when I am in the mood for a mystery, I go for Agatha Christie and Hercule Poirot. I’ve read The ABC Murders twice now, and I was blown away both times. The misdirection is masterful, and the ending is somehow both shocking and inevitable, which is the sign of an amazing writer.


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

JF fantasy, mythology, humor, adventure

percy jacksonRick Riordan is the sassiest writer out there. Percy’s first person POV is hilariously snarky, and it brings ancient Greek mythology—which fascinated me as a child—into the modern day. The modern updates are on point, and the gods and goddesses are just as vain and petty as you could possibly want. The combination of a winning protagonist, familiar mythology, and updated—and surprising!—plot, makes Percy Jackson a winner for people of any age, and if you read through the multiple series, you’ll find that—like Harry Potter—Percy ages convincingly over the course of several years. Riordan’s bookd are also famously inclusive, so if you’re looking for a great fantasy novel that is also very diverse, this is a good choice. 

It had been a while since I read Percy Jackson, and I like to reread my favorites every so often. Sometimes I worry that time will have diluted my love for my childhood favorites, but thankfully that wasn’t the case here. The Lightning Thief is just as funny, compelling, silly, and endearing for me now, as a 25-year-old, as it was a decade ago when I first read it.


Ordeal by Innocence by Agatha Christie ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

ordeal by innocenceclassics, mystery

I very rarely say this, but I actually prefer the miniseries adaptation to the original book in this case. While the novel absolutely grabbed my attention and kept me guessing until the shocking reveal of the murderer, the adaptation breaths life and complexity into a group of one-dimensional suspects and removes many of the (admittedly old) novel’s troubling implications.

I would never say anything bad about Agatha Christie. She’s too good. Her mysteries are too twisty and shocking and tightly-plotted for me to lob any criticism at her. That said, Ordeal by Innocence is that rare adaptation that improves upon the source material. The series adds dimensions to every character  for a much more emotionally evocative story and more plausible motives. While Christie’s ending has the bigger twist, the adaptation better succeeds in engaging its audience’s sympathies.


The Music of What Happens by Bill Konigsberg ⭐⭐⭐

the music of what happensYA contemporary, romance, lgbtq+

A lot of romance stories depend on miscommunication and drama to push the leads apart, but Konigsberg doesn’t bother with that. There’s a lot of drama in The Music of What Happens, but none of it is stupid rom-com drama. Jordan and Max are the kind of couple that the reader actually thinks should and would stay together: they don’t fight about pointless things and they communicate about and work through real problems as a team. Their being a team doesn’t in any way make the drama of the novel boring, because there is plenty of drama outside of the relationship to keep things interesting. It’s refreshing to read a romance about two characters who actually like each other and who come together when things get difficult, rather than breaking up so they can dramatically reunite later.

Overall, I did like The Music of What Happens. I don’t particularly like either capital-D Drama or brainless fluff, so novels like this that successfully straddle the line between earnest and fun tend to be my favorites. Where The Music of What Happens succeeds, it really succeeds, but it does have moments where the writing doesn’t fully support its content. On the whole, though, The Music of What Happens is a great summer read and I’d absolutely recommend it.


99 Percent Mine by Sally Thorne

99 percent minecontemporary romance

99 Percent Mine was published in 2019, but Tom is a male love interest left over from decades ago. He’s painfully old-fashioned, and I don’t mean old-fashioned like ‘holds the door and wants to wait until marriage.’ I mean old fashioned like ‘refuses to let his love interest do anything for the sake of protectiveness and loses his mind with jealousy whenever anyone else so much as looks at her.’ I thought that the world had collectively moved beyond seeing possessiveness as romance, but apparently I’m wrong. Tom made me so uncomfortable throughout the novel because so much of what he does is terrifyingly manipulative and controlling.

For all the flaws in 99 Percent Mine, the writing is good. It focuses on all the wrong things and produces some incredibly disturbing themes, but it is compelling enough to get me through an otherwise painful novel very quickly. This is a weird book to review, because I didn’t actually hate it even though I think it’s terrible and that no one should bother reading it. Like, the whole thing is a trainwreck but at least I wasn’t bored.


My Whole Truth by Mischa Thrace ⭐⭐⭐

my whole truthYA, bildungsroman, drama, lgbtq+

If there is one thing that My Whole Truth does better than anything else, it’s the plot twists. There are new revelations and unexpected developments throughout the novel, and they’re really well done and well spaced. While some of them are easily predictable, some of them hit me completely by surprise despite having been very well set up. It’s this barrage of stunning moments that kept me reading, because I’d tell myself, “Okay, I’ll just read until the fallout from this one settles” until it was 1:30 AM and I hadn’t gone to bed yet.

My Whole Truth is an exceptional book. I flew through it. The writing is tight, the characters are well-developed, and the plot is riveting. That said, it is not a cheerful book, and anyone triggered by assault might want to skip it.


Villette by Charlotte Brönte ⭐⭐⭐

villetteclassics, bildungsroman

This one is just okay. As always, Brönte’s writing is good and there are some great moments (I particularly love when Lucy sarcastically produces a spotless handkerchief to prove that she had not been moved to tears by an emotionally manipulative religious pamphlet), but as a whole it didn’t hook me. It would have benefitted by intertwining the plotlines together better instead of segmenting everything and it probably would’ve been more enjoyable with a hundred or so pages cut off, but it was still fine. It is definitely not one that I’m going to reread (I’ll stick with Jane Eyre), but I am glad that I experienced it once.


handmaid's taleThe Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

dystopian, classics

I read The Handmaid’s Tale for the first time in college. I don’t remember being particularly affected by it. I liked it fine, but I didn’t think it was great or anything. I wrote a deeply unimpressive essay that miraculously got an A (my past writing is so bad; I sincerely hope that I’m now competent enough that, when I look back at what I’m writing now, I avoid that soul-crushing despair over the lack of quality), but that was the extent of my engagement with it. I reread it in order to run a book club at work. No one showed up for the discussion, but it was a great experience to reread the novel with more maturity. The Handmaid’s Tale is a terrifying book. There’s a reason that people dress up as handmaids while protesting. I wish I could say people exaggerate when they say they see similarities between today’s world and Atwood’s Gilead, but there’s a reason people are saying what they’re saying. This novel is the best worst best kind of horror story, because it is terrifyingly real.


red white and royal blueRed, White, and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston ⭐⭐⭐

new adult, romance, lgbtq+

Every review I’ve read of this book has been overwhelmingly enthusiastic about it, so it’s probably just me, but I don’t love the central romance. It’s fine. It’s a little corny, and I’m not as convinced as anyone in the book that it’s a forever love, but whatever. It’s fine. Romances are always a little corny. In general, I tend to be unconvinced by the romantic relationships in stories that are intended primarily as romances (though I do love romantic subplots in other genres), and this is no exception. I rooted for Henry and Alex passively, but the potential of them breaking up or otherwise not ending up together didn’t bother me much. The build-up of their friendship is a lot of fun and I rooted for them before they got together. After they hooked up, my interest in their relationship sagged.

Romance is very hit or miss with me, but Red, White, and Royal Blue is better than the average. It’s cheesy, but it’s hard to find a romance that isn’t cheesy. While I’m not going to join everyone else in recommending this book to everyone I meet, I do think that it’s a great read for Pride Month. There aren’t many royal romance stories about LGBTQ+ folks, and this is a fun, escapist romantic fantasy that also has some cute nerdy moments and interesting reflections on identity. If queer romance is your thing, definitely pick this one up.


The Past and Other Things That Should Stay Buried by Shaun David Hutchinson ⭐⭐⭐

the past and other things that should stay buriedYA fantasy, magical realism, bildungsroman, lgbtq+

This book is about friendship. Dino and July have a very real relationship. Their friendship is not idealized. They love each other, but they’re not always great for each other. They have their toxic moments, and over the course of the novel they manage to overcome their issues and clear the air. It’s an interesting concept, because Dino and July have to work on a friendship that already has a firm end date on it: July has died, and her current not-dead status is temporary. It makes for a conflicting and emotional storyline; the reader knows that a renewed friendship will only make July’s inevitable loss more painful, but it’s impossible not to hope for it anyway.

It’s always fun to like a book more than you were expecting to. I didn’t know anything about The Past and Other Things That Should Stay Buried, so I didn’t have any preconceived expectations to fight against. I could just enjoy the ride, so I did. It’s fun and silly but it shows all the messiness of a real relationship. It’s bittersweet and sad at times, disgusting and funny at others. It has a great mix of elements, and I’m definitely going to read more from Shaun David Hutchinson in the future.


the weight of a thousand feathersThe Weight of a Thousand Feathers by Brian Conaghan ⭐⭐⭐

YA contemporary, family drama

The Weight of a Thousand Feathers is an intense book but very affecting and very well-written. It’s a very somber read with great characters, and while the main plot doesn’t have a lot of surprises (thanks a lot, spoilery cover flap!), Conahan does some interesting, atypical things with his B-plots that make this novel a memorable one.


Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman ⭐⭐⭐

good omensfantasy, mythology, comedy, satire, apocalypse fiction

Good Omens is very funny, and there’s a lot of thematic intelligence hidden beneath the silly cleverness. That being said, in my opinion, the greatest problem with Good Omens the novel is that it doesn’t seem to realize what it has. There’s a reason that every person who talks about Good Omens talks about Aziraphale and Crowley. Those two are the heart and soul of the story, even if they arguably don’t effect the actual plot all that much, but the novel doesn’t seem to realize it. When one or both of them appears (even if it’s just for a paragraph or so), everything works. When they’re absent, the story stalls.

I was surprised as well by how relevant Good Omens still is. Aside from a few in-passing comments, it has aged really well. It was published in 1990, but if I hadn’t looked that up specifically, I wouldn’t have guessed; the most pressing real-world issues in Good Omens are just as important now as they were then.


I’ve been watching…

Good Omens ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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I love reading a book and watching the adaptation. I’m pretty good about being able to accept changes and view different media as separate entities. That being said, I didn’t really have to do that this time, because Good Omens as about as faithful an adaptation as it’s possible to get. Neil Gaiman lovingly adapted his own work, taking full scenes directly from the book and expanding sparingly but skillfully. I actually ended up liking the show better than the book because it is more dialed into the parts of the story that work: instead of hiding Crowley and Aziraphale in an ensemble cast, the show pushes them ever so slightly to the forefront, casts great actors to play them, and lets them gleefully traipse all over Heaven, Hell, and history to highly entertaining effect.


Game of Thrones ⭐⭐

game of thronesYes, Game of Thrones was listed on last quarterly report, but I kept watching it and excitedly viewing each episode as it aired was a big part of April. I wasn’t as disappointed by the last season as a lot of people were–I think that most of the story was on point; it was just missing a lot of groundwork that probably would’ve been there if GRRM didn’t get so far behind the show–but I’m not happy, either. I feel deeply betrayed by Jaime, who has been my second favorite character for a very long time now (he’s behind Sansa), but I’m generally okay with how the rest of it went down. In any case, I’ve enjoyed being up to date, because seeing all the memes the day after was deeply satisfying. There’s nothing quite like seeing the whole world up in arms because Jon didn’t pat his CGI wolf (and, for the record, I was right there with the whole world. Poor Ghost deserves so many boops).


Les Misérables ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

LesMisLogoMy first introduction to Les Misérables was the film version with Hugh Jackman. Mom mom dragged me to the movie theatre with her because, convinced that it would be depressing, I didn’t want to go. I ended up loving the movie. Something about the story really resonates with me. I read the novel almost immediately afterward and loved that as well. I am deeply obsessed with Les Mis. I wrote one of my biggest college essay on the novel. I’ve listened to just about every official cast recording and have very strong opinions about who played which role best. I know all the words to several of the songs, which is a gigantic feat for someone like me with an embarrassingly terrible memory for lyrics. Seeing Les Mis live went on my bucket list about five minutes after leaving the movie theatre back in 2013, and I finally got to do it! My parents took me to see the touring Broadway production when it came near us, and it was just as amazing as I hoped it would be. It was so, so good and I’m so excited that I got to see it! Life goal accomplished.

Great Fantasy Novels for Young Adults (and Others)

I love fantasy, particularly character-driven fantasy. Since I generally write reviews for what I’m reading currently, I haven’t gotten the chance to gush about/recommend some of my favorites from before I started this blog.

If you’re looking for a great fantasy read, I’ve got you covered! Below are twelve of my favorite fantasies, listed generally by target audience (youngest to oldest). Enjoy!


charlie bone

Children of the Red King by Angie Sage

Series? Yes. There are eight books.

What is the correct order for the books?

  • Midnight for Charlie Bone
  • Charlie Bone and the Time Twister
  • Charlie Bone and the Blue Boa
  • Charlie Bone and the Castle of Mirrors
  • Charlie Bone and the Hidden King
  • Charlie Bone and the Wilderness Wolf
  • Charlie Bone and the Shadow of Badlock
  • Charlie Bone and the Red Knight

Are there any sequel series? There’s a prequel series about protagonist Charlie Bone’s magical ancestor the Red King. I read the first book and didn’t particularly like it, but if you want the order, here it is:

  • The Secret Kingdom
  • The Stones of Ravenglass
  • Leopard’s Gold

What kind of fantasy is it? This series is probably better suited for slightly younger readers, but I definitely still enjoyed them as a teenager. This is one of those magic-boarding-school series, so it has most of the tropes associated with that subgenre: mistreated orphan, found family, chosen one, etc. It follows Charlie Bone and a band of friends in their exploits at Bloor’s Academy, a school for magically endowed individuals. Naturally, the administration is corrupt and out for their own ends. The magic system is different in these books than I’ve encountered elsewhere. Not every character has magical powers—though most do—but everyone has a specific gift that is unique. For example, Charlie can communicate with people in photographs. Amongst his friends and enemies, there is a girl who can fly, a boy who creates weather, a boy who can summon the spirits of his ancestors, an illusionist, a hypnotist, a man who boosts electric power, and more.

Is there a film adaptation? No.

Why’d I like it so much? These books are simply fun. They’re a bit ridiculous, and I wouldn’t claim that they’re of high literary value, but they’re innocent fun and really that’s all I ask for. They’re a kind of Harry Potter light. They’re enough like it that I found they scratched the same urge, but different enough that I didn’t feel like I was reading the same series twice. Like most of my picks, this series’ strength is its characters and their friendship. There is a very nice combination of danger, humor, and hanging out with pets that should appeal to most young readers.


faeries of dreamdark

 Faeries of Dreamdark by Laini Taylor

Series? Yes. There are two books. Unfortunately, the series is currently incomplete, and it is unclear when–or whether–it will be finished.

What is the correct order for the books?

  • Blackbringer
  • Silksinger

Are there any sequel series? No.

What kind of fantasy is it? This is a series about faeries, demon-fighting, djinns and champions. One character can visit the realm of the dead. It follows Magpie Windwitch, the faerie granddaughter of the West Wing. Along with her crew of crows, Magpie follows in the footsteps of her hero Bellatrix, a champion of old who recaptured demons when they escape from their prisons.

Is there a film adaptation? Nope.

Why’d I like it so much? This series is absolutely adorable, though it does have its scary moments. Magpie and her crew of crows are lovable and Talon— a faerie prince with stunted wings derogatorily called a “scamperer”—is a particularly compelling character.  The faerie universe is really well constructed, with various faerie communities having incredibly different customs and lifestyles. The writing is breezy, the characters are odd and endearing, and the world is unique while still fitting well into traditional faerie canon. I resent Laini Taylor for failing to finish this series and instead spending her time on the infinitely inferior Daughter of Smoke and Bone series.


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 Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan

Series? Yes. There are five books.

What is the correct order for the books?

Are there any sequel series? Yes. So many. PJO leads right into Heroes of Olympus. Here’s the order:

Heroes of Olympus goes right into Trials of Apollo, which looks like this:

There is also one book centering on the previously important secondary character Nico di Angelo, The Sun and the Star, which takes place after the Trials of Apollo.

Riordan also has other series, some of which are nebulously connected to the three listed above, but that’s enough to go off for now. PJO is the best of the three series, but they’re all good. You can absolutely stop between series if you want, so don’t feel like you are committed to fifteen-plus books when you pick up Lightning Thief.

What kind of fantasy is it? Percy Jackson thought he was just a normal kid—albeit somewhat of a troublemaker and with dyslexia and ADHD to boot—until a disastrous field trip reveals the truth. He’s actually a demigod: half human, half god. The god in question is Poseidon, the Greek god of the sea. Percy then finds himself at Camp Half-Blood, a camp for demigods, and accused of stealing Zeus’ master lightning bolt. Along with his best friend Grover, a satyr, and a new friend Annabeth, the daughter of Athena, Percy sets off to fulfill a prophecy and prove his innocence.

Is there a film adaptation? Yes. The first two books were adapted and largely panned. Personally, I think they’re fun, even though they aren’t going to win any awards for faithfulness. There’s also a TV adaptation, which is more faithful to the original material and a lot of fun. The first season is out, and I really enjoyed it. There was also a Broadway show that’s generally well-liked by fans. The music is readily available, and it’s also fun. You have to push through the first song, which is rough enough that I bailed on the recording like five times before listening all the way through, but after that it’s a good time.

Why’d I like it so much? The sass. Rick Riordan is the sassiest writer out there. Percy’s first person POV is hilariously snarky, and it brings ancient Greek mythology—which fascinated me as a child—into the modern day. The modern updates are on point, and the gods and goddesses are just as vain and petty as you could possibly want. The combination of a winning protagonist, familiar mythology, and updated—and surprising!—plot, makes Percy Jackson a winner for people of any age, and if you read through the multiple series, you’ll find that—like Harry Potter—he ages convincingly over the course of several years. Riordan’s series are also famously inclusive, so if you’re looking for a great fantasy novel that is also very diverse, this is a good choice. 


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Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

UPDATE: I no longer read or recommend Harry Potter. JK Rowling has made hatred, discrimination, and bigotry her brand—ironic considering the themes of Harry Potter—and even though this series was my childhood I choose to no longer engage with it.

Series? Yes. There are seven books.

What is the correct order for the books?

  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (or, depending on where you live, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone)
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Are there any sequel series? Urgh. Yes. The play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is technically an official sequel, but it should be ignored if possible. The Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movies are prequels. They are also terrible.

What kind of fantasy is it? Harry Potter is the series that popularized the magical boarding school. It features many of fantasy’s staples: a chosen one, a battle of good vs. evil, an orphan protagonist, etc. It follows its protagonist as he grows up (ages 11-17), and is therefore as much a bildungsroman as it is a fantasy. In short, Harry Potter tells the story of its eponymous hero. Having survived the attack that killed his parents and unwittingly broken the power of the terrifyingly evil Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is famous to the wizard world. However, Harry remains unaware of Voldemort and the wizarding world until his eleventh birthday, when the half giant Hagrid arrives to take him away from his abusive, nonmagical relatives and bring him to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There, Harry finds that his life is finally worth living… but also in danger, as Lord Voldemort is rebuilding his power and desperate to revenge himself upon the boy who lived.

Is there a film adaptation? Yep. The whole series has been adapted. The movies are good, but the books are way better, mostly because the movies didn’t nail Ron’s characterization.

Why’d I like it so much? I’m twenty-four, so I am firmly in the Harry Potter generation. I literally have no memory of a time before the series. When I got in trouble as a kid, I got banned specifically from rereading Harry Potter, because that was pretty much all I did. Harry Potter made me a reader. One of the most compelling elements of the series is the way that Harry grows over the course of the seven novels. Harry’s journey from child to adolescent to adult is as emotionally tumultuous as anyone’s, and the battle against the evil Lord Voldemort gives it an adventurous edge. The books mature with the reader, so there are moments of hilarity and innocence as well as those darkness and desperation. Plus, Ron and Hermione will always be the gold standard for romance. However, all of this goodness is wiped away by the fact that Rowling decided to bulldoze her legacy, became the evil she wrote, and now actively gives her money to hate organizations.


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 The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black

Series? Good question.

What is the correct order for the books? Here’s the thing: The Darkest Part of the Forest, for all intents and purposes, seems like a standalone novel. However, Black’s newest book, The Cruel Prince—which is definitely the start to a series—includes a few of the characters from it, and implies that they’ll still be around as the series goes forward. It also uses characters from Black’s much earlier novel Tithe. So basically, if you want The Darkest Part of the Forest to be a series, it is. If you’d rather it be a standalone, that’s fine as well.

What kind of fantasy is it? The Darkest Part of the Forest takes place in a world in which the human world and the faerie world exist with only a very thin line between them. Changlings attend the high school. Locals know the tricks that will keep faeries from robbing or harming them the way they do tourists. The legend of the horned prince in a way recalls Snow White, but this is not a fairy tale retelling. If you would like to read a full summary, there’s one in my linked review.

Is there a film adaptation? No.

Why’d I like it so much? The intersection between the “real world” and the faerie world is fascinating. The atmosphere Black creates is incredibly compelling. The bond between the brother-sister pair of heroes is incredibly sweet. I’m partial to stories with strong family bonds, and Ben and Hazel’s friendship and protectiveness for each other is quite lovely. I also particularly like stories about dark, manipulative faeries (I find them to be one of the most interesting paranormal creatures, and they are not overdone the way werewolves and vampires arguably are), and there’s a reason why Black is famous for hers. The novel is full of fully developed, three-dimensional characters, but I’m particularly pleased with the way the novel doesn’t waste its time with pointless gender roles.


 The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare

Series? Yes. There are six books.

What is the correct order for the books?

  • City of Bones
  • City of Ashes
  • City of Glass
  • City of Fallen Angels
  • City of Lost Souls
  • City of Heavenly FireTMI_spine,_repackaged_a

Are there any sequel series? Yes. There is a prequel trilogy called The Infernal Devices and a sequel trilogy called The Dark Artifices. Here’s the order for Infernal Devices:

  • Clockwork Angel
  • Clockwork Prince
  • Clockwork Princess

Infernal Devices is a little tricky because, while it takes place chronologically first, there are a few plotlines that get tangled up between it and The Mortal Instruments. Either way you read them, you’ll get little pieces of information that are there for the other series or small holes that can mostly be filled in but that might be frustrating. I read tMD entirely first and was fine. Lots of people really love tID, but in my opinion it is not nearly as good.

The Dark Artifices, on the other hand, is awesome. I still love tMD best, but tDA is just as good. It is very, very important to read tMD first, but if you need it, here’s the order for tDA:

The Eldest Curses is yet another series (cowritten with Wesley Chu). Book one, The Red Scrolls of Magic, takes place between City of Glass and City of Fallen Angels and follows Alec and Magnus. Book two, The Lost Book of the White, picks up after City of Heavenly Fire.

If you’ve read all of these novels and liked them, you might also want to check out the Magisterium series. Cowritten with Holly Black, the series has much the same feel as tMI, but shakes out quite differently. It is also aimed at a slightly younger audience. Honestly, I probably should have given Magisterium its own entry, but I wanted to keep it at one entry per author.

What kind of fantasy is it? Invisible to humans—or “mundanes,” as they’re called—there is a shadow world full of demons, warlocks, vampires, faeries, werewolves, and more. A special race of humans with angel blood called Shadowhunters are tasked with protecting the world from the demons. When Clary Fray sees a group of Shadowhunters on the job, which should be impossible, she is pulled into the shadow world’s battles, and learns that she is more connected to the world than she realized. tMI is pretty heavy on romance, so it has often been compared to Twilight. I would contest that comparison, though, as tMI has a lot more going on in it than just a love triangle (and the romances are a lot more compelling). That being said, it’s definitely worth reading past the first book, which is fun but pretty standard. Once the more interesting secondary characters take a step forward (starting in City of Ashes), the series revs up. Like a lot of other entries on this list, tMI mixes high fantasy and urban fantasy for a fun, contemporary story that still has its roots in traditional fantasy.

Is there a film adaptation? Yes. It isn’t very popular, but I liked it for the most part (minus the wildly altered final act). It has also been adapted into a TV show on Freeform called Shadowhunters. I like the series, but am not caught up. It does not follow the books except in very broad strokes, but is still entertaining. Both adaptations have some rough acting in places, but not so bad that it’s a dealbreaker.

Why’d I like it so much? I love the characters in this series. Like Rick Riordan, Cassandra Clare has a way with voice. There is sass and snark to spare in all her books. The writing is very easy, so the books go by very fast. I also really love that, while the first book seems to promise a pretty standard teen series, the later books move characters around and make the usual tropes feel very different. The main thing with this series is the characters, though. They are all funny, emotional, and endearing and as a result, I got really invested in their messy relationships, both the familial ones and the romantic ones. 

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The Trials of Apollo #3: The Burning Maze (Book Review)

burning mazeI have been following Rick Riordan’s Greek mythology books for a long time. Riordan is one of my auto-buy authors, though I hadn’t noticed until finishing The Burning Maze, the third book of The Trials of Apollo series, that my anticipation for the books may have waned a bit. I still love Percy and all the other demigods, but I let several books jump the line ahead of The Burning Maze, and instead of reading it right when it came out, I waited to read it until now.

(I’m trying an amended format on this review, since it’s a little long. The TL;DR bits are all in blue, so if you are so inclined you can skip to them and just hit the highlights. Let me know what you think of the format, so I know whether or not to keep doing it.)

Mild spoilers for all previous books ahead. Spoilers for The Burning Maze will be hidden at the end.

What’s it about?

Apollo—Greek god of music, the sun, archery, and a few other things—is being punished for allowing the events of the Heroes of Olympus series to occur. He has been banished in a wimpy, love-handled human form and tasked with rescuing five oracles from three evil Roman emperors (if you have read the previous books, you already know this; this is context). In The Burning Maze, he is searching for the third oracle with the help of his stalwart master Meg, daughter of Demeter. This time, amongst other things, Apollo and Meg have to deal with a section of the labyrinth that’s filled with fire, an evil talking horse, monsters with giant ears, and their darkest hour yet.

So who’s in it?

The Trials of Apollo series is, in a way, a victory lap for the various heroes from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus series. In previous books, we’ve checked in with Nico di Angelo (and Will Solace), Percy Jackson (briefly), and Leo Valdez (and Calypso). Book three brings back way more familiar faces. Grover returns after a long, long absence. Piper McLean and Jason Grace are central, and Coach Hedge and his wife Mellie also join in on a few adventures. As always, there are also a few new characters.

The_Hidden_OracleI wrote in my review of The Dark Prophecy that different combinations of characters work differently, and I have to say that Apollo’s best team-up is still the one from The Hidden Oracle. Nothing beats the combo of Apollo’s sunny conceitedness and Nico’s dark snark. However, I think that Grover and Piper compliment Apollo better than Leo did. Jason, to be entirely honest, has always been kind of a nonentity to me. He’s a sort of boring golden child, and compared to characters like Percy, Leo, Grover, Annabeth, Nico, and Frank… he comes across as kind of blandly nondescript.

Jason is perfectly serviceable in this book, just as he is in the others, but if I had to hazard a guess, I’d say that Jason was the character the fewest people were looking forward to seeing again.

Piper is pretty cool. Like Jason, she was never my favorite, but she is Piper in peak form. She has some badass moments, some charming moments, and she is more in touch with her Native American side. At moments I thought Piper’s culture seemed a little overdone, like maybe Riordan was worried he hadn’t emphasized it enough in previous books, but overall I liked that it was a bigger element.

Grover is Grover, by which I mean awesome. I love Grover so much. I still miss early Grover, when he was awkward and anxious, but big time savior of nature Grover is good, too.

How does it stack up against the other two books?

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Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard (Series Review)

sword of summerSince I don’t have a very good memory, I figured that I would reread The Sword of Summer and The Hammer of Thor before diving into The Ship of the Dead by Rick Riordan. I learned my lesson with The Golden Yarn. It was definitely the right call to do a reread, because despite the attempts to provide refreshers when they’re warranted, there are enough specific incidents that carry over from the previous books that hazily remembering the main points and general characterizations isn’t quite enough. Also, it’s always a better experience to reread the whole series. Always. Anyone who disagrees with that can fight me on it.

The easiest way to describe this series is that it’s Percy Jackson, except with Norse mythology rather than Greek. Personally, I prefer Percy Jackson and the Olympians to Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, but I do not necessarily think that is because it is better. I like MCGA a lot, but I’ve always particularly enjoyed Greek mythology. Also, I read PJO first; that alone is usually enough to warrant a preference.

What’s it about?

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He also presumably does not look like Tom Hiddleston

The series centers on Magnus Chase (yes, he’s Annabeth’s cousin) and his post-mortem (yes, he’s dead) adventures to prevent Ragnorak, the Norse end-times. This largely consists of going up against Loki and a bunch of giants. Loki is a lot less pleasant in Riordan’s series (and actual Norse mythology) than he is in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Aside from being charming, he’s cruel and manipulative and trickily kills people just because he can.

Thankfully, Magnus has his own team. This primarily consists of two of Loki’s children (Sam, a devout Muslim Valkyrie, and Alex, a sarcastic and genderfluid shapeshifter); Blitzen, a fashionable dwarf; Hearthstone, a deaf elf wizard; and Jack, a talking (and singing) magical sword. There are a few more, but Magnus, Sam, Alex, Blitz, Hearth, and Jack make up the core cast.

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In Which I am the Sorting Hat

PLEASE NOTE THAT I DO NOT CONDONE J.K. ROWLING’S DISGUSTING TRANSPHOBIA. I WAS A HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN IN MY YOUTH (AND WROTE THIS POST BEFORE I KNEW WHAT SHE WAS) BUT NO LONGER SUPPORT IT OR THE AUTHOR.

In honor of it being September 1, aka the first day of term at Hogwarts, I thought I’d play a few rounds of every Harry Potter fan’s favorite game. I’m pretty sure that every person who has ever been enthusiastic about Harry Potter has spent at least a few hours sorting other favorite characters into Hogwarts houses. It is also true that people have strong feelings about how the sorting is done. There is nothing that annoys me more than people putting all villainous characters in Slytherin. Except maybe people who are dismissive of Hufflepuffs. I know that people are going to disagree with me (and please, tell me why I’m wrong), but for the sake of clarity, here’s how I’m looking at the houses.

Gryffindors are brave and chivalrous. In Sorcerer’s Stone (or Philosopher’s Stone, if you prefer), the Sorting Hat says, “You might belong in Gryffindor/ where dwell the brave at heart/Their daring, nerve, and chivalry/ Set Gryffindors apart…” 

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As much as I love AVPM, Hufflepuffs are so much more than this!

Hufflepuffs are loyal and they work hard. In book one, the Sorting Hat says, “You might belong in Hufflepuff/ where they are just and loyal/ Those patient Hufflepuffs are true/ and unafraid of toil.” In Order of the Phoenix, it adds that Hufflepuff also takes the students that the other houses are too picky to take.

Ravenclaws are smart. In Goblet of Fire, the Hat says, “For Ravenclaw, the cleverest/ Would always be the best…”

Slytherins are clever and cunning. The Hat in book one defines Slytherins as “those cunning folk [who] use any means/ To achieve their ends…”

 I’ve picked various characters from books and TV shows. Some of them are main characters. Some are my favorites. There’s really no rhyme or reason. Enough preamble. Let’s get going!

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Hufflepuff

Blaine Anderson from Glee. Have you ever noticed that Blaine is pretty much the only one ever show rehearsing anything? Or that he’s the only one to actually step aside when he’s told other people need a chance to shine? He makes mistakes like anyone else, but unlike most of the other characters on the show he busts his butt to make amends rather than just trying to peddle the blame off elsewhere. He’s pretty much the only one who supports everyone without any ulterior motives. His best friend Sam would probably join him in Hufflepuff.

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Gryffindor

Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice. Lizzie is fiercely protective of her family, and she bravely follows her own path even when she risks a lifetime of poverty because of it. She doesn’t feel tied down by conventions, and while she’ll do anything for her family when she feels it necessary, she doesn’t compromise herself just to please her mother. I see Jane and Bingley as Hufflepuffs, Darcy as a Gryffindor, and most of the other characters as Slytherins.

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Slytherin

Rebecca Bunch from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. On one hand, Rebecca is very smart. She’s a brilliant lawyer. On the other hand, she’s an idiot. She can’t keep track of her finances. She lacks even a basic concept of consequence. So Ravenclaw’s out. She works hard for what she wants, I guess, but only if it is in her own best interest. She thinks nothing of breezing in and out of work whenever she wants. The main thing she has going for her is intense dedication to achieving/attaining her goal. I think most of Rebecca’s friends are Hufflepuffs, but Paula and Greg are probably also Slytherins.

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Slytherin

Castiel from Supernatural. He’s brave, but he’s not all that chivalrous. If he has to sacrifice someone for the greater good, he will (unless said person is Sam or Dean). He’s smart most of the time, but let’s be real. He makes terrible decisions every twenty seconds. He seems like he’s loyal, but he also backstabs and doublecrosses and lies to people whenever he thinks it is necessary.  He always tries to do what’s right, but he almost always chooses the worst possible way to go about it. I see Dean as a Hufflepuff and Sam as a Ravenclaw. Crowley is a fellow Slytherin.

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Slytherin

Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games. Katniss could fit into any category. Or, at least, she wouldn’t have been wildly out of place in any of them. She is fiercely devoted to Prim, and no one could make it through the Hunger Games without being brave. In my opinion, though, the main thing that defines Katniss is that she will do whatever it takes to make it. If she has to kill, she’ll kill. If she has to fake a romance and break someone’s heart in the process, so be it. If she has to suspend all her morals… well, it has to be done. I think Peeta is a Ravenclaw, Finnick is a Hufflepuff, and Gale is a Slytherin like Katniss.

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Ravenclaw

Meggie Folchart from Inkheart. Meggie goes up against Capricorn, Basta, and most of the other villains in her series, and he is extremely loyal to her father, but her reading and her writing are the main things that define her. She uses her smarts to rewrite the ending to her story. Mo is definitely a Gryffindor, but Elinor is a Ravenclaw and Dustfinger is definitely a Slytherin.

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Gryffindor

Kurt Hummel from Glee. Kurt comes out even when he’s afraid his father won’t love him anymore. He regularly stands up to bullies, often stepping in even when he’s not the one being bullied. Remember that time he went to the emergency room because he tried to stop a mugging? Or when he slushied himself to protect Finn’s reputation? He’s proud of who he is and never lets anyone shame him into taking the safe road. Kurt’s bff Rachel is as Slytherin as they come, but there’s no hard and fast rule that says Gryffindors and Slytherins can’t get along.

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Gryffindor

Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Percy is a pretty easy one. He’s not necessarily dumb, but he’s not exactly smart. He makes bad decisions all the time, but they’re always spurred by a desire to save someone or to recklessly charge into a battle. Percy has been fighting monsters since he was twelve. Annabeth is a Ravenclaw for sure. Grover is probably a Hufflepuff.

 

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Knope, Leslie. You’re a Hufflepuff.

Leslie Knope from Parks and Recreation. Leslie at one point announces that she would be in Gryffindor, but I don’t think she would. She is extremely ambitious, but also extremely loving and hardworking. Sure, she does some brave things, but you don’t look at her and see bravery first. You see her climbing into jello for her Ann, postponing her happiness for Ben’s career, and scheduling hundreds of open forums and spending hours trying to help the idiot citizens of Pawnee. Leslie’s husband Ben is a Ravenclaw; Ann is probably a Gryffindor, and Ron (like Leslie) would probably be happiest with the hard-working Hufflepuffs. (gif source here)

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Gryffindor

Oliver Queen from Arrow. Oliver has his issues. Arguably his whole arrow thing is just an unhealthy way to deal with those issues. But he is taking on a whole corrupt town because he feels like it is the right thing to do. Not to mention that he goes after the bad dudes with just a bow and arrow, and not even a fancy modern one. Felicity is a Ravenclaw, though. Digg would join Oliver in Gryffindor.

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Hufflepuff

Dwight Schrute from The Office. Dwight may seem like a Slytherin in how he’s always trying to climb the ladder, but when you think about it he is always willing to fall on the sword for whomever he’s pledged his loyalty to (usually Michael). Michael and Andy, like Dwight, would be Hufflepuffs (I’m not sure how much they’d like that), but evil genius Jim is a Ravenclaw.

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Hufflepuff

Luke Skywalker from Star Wars. Luke can be a little whiny and a lot impulsive, but his heart is in the right place. He risks everything to save his friends and even manages to bring Darth Vader back over to the good side just by believing in him. Leia is a Gryffindor, but Han Solo fits best in Slytherin.

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Slytherin

Emma Swan from Once Upon a Time. For all Emma’s talk of family and loyalty, Emma is continually putting people in harm’s way. Seriously, who brings their tween son to the underworld? Not a concerned mother. Someone who’s too wrapped up in her own concerns to bother about anyone else. For a savior, she really causes as much turmoil as she solves.

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Gryffindor

Jace Wayland from The Mortal Instruments. Like Percy, Jace charges headfirst into any fight without thinking about the consequences. He depends on his nerve and daring to get him out of the stupidly dangerous situations he puts himself in. Thankfully, he’s got a lot of nerve and daring, and it pretty much always works. I see both Lightwoods as Hufflepuffs. Witty, genre-savvy Simon is the Ravenclaw of the bunch. Clary could probably fit anywhere, but would probably choose Gryffindor to be with Jace.

Welcome to Hogwarts!

Did I missort anyone? Is there anyone you wish I’d sorted?